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A restaurant with a religious theme. Stereotypical things from
all religions would make up the dishes, the decorations, and
all other aspects. Examples:
*Waiters would be dressed up priests or rabbis
*Dishes would include things like "Sacrificial Lamb"
*The menus would look like bibles
*Lobby
would be called purgatory
*When greeted, Holy Water would be sprinkled on you
*Specials = Miracles; "Today's miracles include...."
feel free to add.
Chapel of Restaurant
Chapel_20of_20Restaurant Similar [8th of 7, Jul 14 2010]
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//Why on Earth would you go out of your way to offend somebody because of their religious beliefs?// One reason might be because their religious beliefs are silly. |
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Or because offending people is amusing. |
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For after....Cheeses of Nazareth. |
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"Chust anozzer wafer theen wafer, Sir ?" |
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Prepared using a deep, fat friar. |
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Don't order the croquettes if you have a seafood allergy;
they'll put the fear of cod into you. |
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"Pork or beef, sir?"
"Nun for me, thanks. And hold the dessert - I'm dianetic." |
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Holy Orders: Monkfish and Naan bread. |
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"And I'd like to martyr ketchup, please." |
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Yes, but there are always plenty of loaves and fishes. |
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Shroud of Turin table linens? |
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Marked-for-best- annotation-I've-read -for-a-while |
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Jesus Crust Pizza, anyone? |
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Interesting to note that after it had been pointed out that offending the religious is fun, 21Q switched sides and is joining in... |
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"Yeah, Judas came into some money" |
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It has to be mentioned that the combined Prayer Wheel and Kebab cooker is just a little tactless ... |
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