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This device would have an extendable laser read/writer. When the record button is presssed the laser encodes the tv program directly on to the surface of the material provided - jam being the most suitable.
On attempting to play back the recording the laser read function would be employed.
Special
glasses and a steady hand are prerequisites for this feature!
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Recording into jam is one thing - but with a laser!? |
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I think that the write head would need to be a spoon; the read head could possibly be a laser or optical device (camera?). I am not optimistic about the storage capacity and integrity of such a medium. |
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And you'd need to find either a really long baguette, or a reliable method for rotating a pitta. |
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A few connecting rods and some anti-sticky, and you can even power a mechanical frog with it! |
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And if that makes no sense, you were deprived from some excellent literature as a child. |
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A jam powered, stilted amphibian? Link up man! |
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It will probably only work if you want to record Eddie Izzard |
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What if the machine jams? |
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