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You could even have pink instead of blue water. And a switch to play canned 'polite' party noise, such as a milling crowd, tinkling glasses, occasional guffaws, and a piano playing. Be the one who puts one in the punch bowl! Pretend it's every lousy party you've ever been to. Also, the aroma of cake,
which, incidentally, I'm finding to be somewhat common now in office building restrooms.
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aroma of cake in restrooms? |
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The water wouldn't be pink for long. And you'd lose the ability to hide your laziness by closing the toilet lid. |
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Yes--the aroma is automatically dispensed. Sure covers all other 'aromas' but they crossed the line with that aroma. I'll never think of cake aroma in the same way again! But that's okay, I no longer eat cake. |
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You wouldn't have time, between the manure. |
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What do we do with the cups hanging around the edge of the punchbowl? |
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Why, they're for samples, of course. |
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