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Our genuine, board-certified psychotics will tell you amazing details about your life - they know where you work, they know your children's names, they know what make car you drive, they know the color of your boyfriend's hair.
They know where you live.
$3.99 per minute after the first two
minutes. Adults over 18 only, please.
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Can they transferr you to their colleagues at Paranoids Anonymous at the end of the session ? |
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baked - its called an ex-husband (or wife) |
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My god, these are my parents! |
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//genuine, board-certified psychotics// |
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Oh, good - I wouldn't want unqualified psychotics picking at the cold pasta meal of my life with the plastic spork of their dangerous mental wrongness... |
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Finally a hotline for the rest of us. |
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