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A figurine of Norman Bates from the movie "Psycho", built around a "waving cat" mechanism and holding an exceedingly sharp real knife, with which it constantly makes vicious overarm stabbing motions.
Intended to demonstrate the real intentions of cats toward all other life forms.
Metronomerama
Metronomerama
Idea inspired by [Voice]'s annotation. [8th of 7, Jan 01 2021]
Homicidal Kitty
https://www.shutter...t-vector-1567502068
[whatrock, Jan 02 2021]
[link]
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Okay but how does it resemble a cat? |
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It has nothing but evil intent toward all other living things. |
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I like this a lot.[++] It could be a simple
modification to one of those Japanese cat figurines
that continuously wags its front paw backwards
and forwards in an arc. |
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The DeLuxe version plays the "Psycho" discordant violin noises when approached, triggered by a PIR sensor. |
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I have a great fewine fwend in Wome, called Pwsycho! {Thwo him to the flwaw... vewy wuffly!}! |
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One variant of the figurine will be dressed in a removable cat costume with a "tiger-striped" pattern, and have the tagline "Stabby Cat" .... |
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Cruel, evil, and cheesy. No. |
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// Cruel, evil, and cheesy. // |
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This is a BorgCo product, after all. |
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Will there be an "American" variant featuring
Christian Bale in a raincoat? Ideally some cat-like
features would remain. |
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// some cat-like features // |
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An infestation of fleas, a compulsion to murder songbirds, and a tendency to defecate in other people's flower beds ? |
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// It has nothing but evil intent toward all other living
things // |
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Kitty loves you. Kitty wants to strop your pant legs thus
leaving fur, walk about your countertops thus leaving
more fur and tiny footprints, playfully shred soft goods
that were seen, in its predatory mind, as evil and naughty
and race about the house at warp speed at all hours of
the night thus maintaining prime muscle tone and mental
acuity. Clearly you don't understand and appreciate kitty
properly. |
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This seems like a tautology... |
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[-] There was a niche and the cat filled the spacetime. All behaviours in the continuum, just none holistically over powering the others. |
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Pure evil, in the scope of the universe, really? |
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[po], yeth, thrts whart I swaid, Pwsycho! |
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"I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat !" |
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... and it's about a cat. If any further proof of the "pure evil" allegation were needed, there it is. |
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You keep saying "pure evil" and I find it credible.
Then you keep pointing at the cat. No, dearest BEM, you're trying to deflect. Stand up and take it like a sapient. |
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// I find it credible. // |
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Ah good, the "FOX News Intensifier Ray" is working well... you don't really need that tinfoil hat, do you ? |
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// Then you keep pointing at the cat. // |
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Technically it's a laser target designator, but yes. |
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// No, dearest BEM, you're trying to deflect. // |
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... and succeeding; after all, we are well known for having highly sophisticated adaptive deflector shields. |
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// Stand up and take it like a sapient. // |
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Preferable to bending over, we suppose ... |
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