Have you ever felt that the Halloween vampire costume you bought at party city was lacking. Did it leave you thinking "Hey, I'm a blood drinking monster why is my white linen blouse so clean?" Well have I got news for you.
Presenting the new and improved Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™(Insert image
here). With this shirt no one will question your authenticity as creature of the night. The Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™ comes in all kinds of shapes ,sizes, and colors(except red obviously) ,we even make them for your dog you weirdo.
But wait there's more, the Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™ is great for 1970"s disco themed parties as well. imagine there you are shaking your groove thang, when all of the sudden an eco-terrorist organization comes in to shoot up the place protesting all the harm caused to the environment by the making of your polyester bellbottoms. Well have no fear, with the Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™ all one need do is simply lay down and be still and all those tree hugging hippies will either be too high or too near sighted to notice you aren't actually dead.
Yes with the Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™ anything is possible
(except for removing the stain).
To order this product please send one soul to P.O. box 876452 Pandemonium Lane ,Hell, Pennsylvania. Alternatively you could just pour a little red paint on your shirt but that's not how capitalism works now is it, and after all do you trust yourself with something as important as your immortal soul? I wouldn't.
Order your Pre-blood stained frilly shirt™ today!