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Well, obviously it's got a non-return valve fitted. It's a basic Health & Safety requirement for this sort of item. |
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[sparky]: As it happens, I watched 'Welcome to the Hellmouth' (again) last night. |
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But... if you removed the valve and fitted a piece of bungee cord you could go to hell and back in the blink of an eye. |
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Wouldn't this have to be fitted by a qualified professional? |
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[st3f]: In which case, you just end up with the problem of door-to-door Portable Hellmouth Portal salesmen instead of double-glazing salesmen... |
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<sucking breath in through teeth> "Well, I coooould do a special deal - just for you, mind... We've got a 2-for-1 offer going right now. Get yer front door done, and we'll throw in the back door for free, mate... If I can just show you our brochure." |
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I thought [st3f] meant portal to portal salesmen but never mind... besides the salesmen would all end up being sucked into the porals for their crimes... can you get hell portal windows... |
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[RobertKidney]: You weren't thinking of a comeback for the Defenestrator, were you. (see link) |
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In the RPG "Ultima 7: Serpent Isle", activate the cheat mode and go to where the crematorium is. Remove the trap door and the lever. Walk around the game incinerating whatever you like. |
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Who is gonna test it after it is installed?
If it is installed backwards, do you go to heaven? |
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