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"We must... stay the, coarse."
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I want to be KING! And POPE! KING of the POPES! |
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Haven't several popes been killed by kings? |
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I wonder if Obama could have the pope asssassinated if he
really wanted to. |
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That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen.
Nobody whose job is purely ceremonial. This
means that, at all official functions, the president
has to turn up looking like a businessman with no
taxpayer-dollar-wasting gold and panache. |
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Here, we know full well that heads of government
are boring* and represent "the average man"**.
This is why we never, ever use them for important
parties and suchlike. |
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*apart from fucking dead pigs
**apart from fucking dead pigs. |
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Between the white house, underground bunkers, security
staff, his own 747 customized out the wazoo, a multibillion
dollar personal helicoptor, and slush funds the president of
the US wastes quite enough tax dollars thank you very
much. |
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Yes, but what do you, the people, get for it? You get
some guy who looks like the head of a car dealership,
and who can't do a bit of bling without being whinged
at. |
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//That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen. Nobody
whose job is purely ceremonial.// |
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Hey man, I've been suggesting that ALL offices of
government be made purely ceremonial.Take all their
power away and give 'em a nice hat. |
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That's by far the safest option. |
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There are plenty of queens here! |
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//That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen. Nobody
whose job is purely ceremonial.// |
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Nonsense. Haven't you seen the Vice President's job? Or the
Sargent at Arms? (Although if we elect any worse buffoons to
Congress we may need to forcibly remove them). |
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After all this lively political conversation, I'm thinking we will
need an entire Salt and Pepper Shaker Chess Set! |
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The Queen can be in that, too. |
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I would like to see Obama dressed in all white next to the
pope dressed in all black. |
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Smoking, or Non-smoking ...?? |
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White pepper and black salt? |
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/bit of bling without being whinged at/
It really seems like that should rhyme. |
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Thanks for the bone...someone doesn't like salt or pepper?
There must be a cult against condiments! |
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I didn't even know he liked cats. |
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No, that was the previous one. Is the Pope cathodic? |
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// Is the Pope cathodic?//
Ah, no (duh). |
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You all are going to hell, talking about a religious figure in
such a manner. Ha. See ya in hell fellow bakers. (Hi
[neutrinos]. |
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I don't believe in hell...but why ask about cats? I know that
All Dogs go to Heaven...but if [8th] went to Hell, then there
would be cats there for him! |
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Hi, [blissmiss]! <waving> |
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There has been a lot of talk, recently, about
Christians being mocked for their religiosity. Some of
this is, hopefully, my fault. I think the time has
come to campaign, in the interests of a fair and level
playing field, for an atheist pope. |
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