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I saw the Pope with President Obama on TV today. Standing
together they made the perfect couple of Salt and Pepper
Shakers.
Exact replicas made from ceramic, 3" tall, sold empty.
Did I say his own helicopter? I meant to say "his own helicopter fleet"
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[Voice, Sep 24 2015]
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"We must... stay the, coarse."
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I want to be KING! And POPE! KING of the POPES! |
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Haven't several popes been killed by kings? |
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I wonder if Obama could have the pope asssassinated if he
really wanted to. |
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That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen.
Nobody whose job is purely ceremonial. This
means that, at all official functions, the president
has to turn up looking like a businessman with no
taxpayer-dollar-wasting gold and panache. |
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Here, we know full well that heads of government
are boring* and represent "the average man"**.
This is why we never, ever use them for important
parties and suchlike. |
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*apart from fucking dead pigs
**apart from fucking dead pigs. |
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Between the white house, underground bunkers, security
staff, his own 747 customized out the wazoo, a multibillion
dollar personal helicoptor, and slush funds the president of
the US wastes quite enough tax dollars thank you very
much. |
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Yes, but what do you, the people, get for it? You get
some guy who looks like the head of a car dealership,
and who can't do a bit of bling without being whinged
at. |
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//That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen. Nobody
whose job is purely ceremonial.// |
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Hey man, I've been suggesting that ALL offices of
government be made purely ceremonial.Take all their
power away and give 'em a nice hat. |
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That's by far the safest option. |
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There are plenty of queens here! |
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//That's the problem with USA. No king, no queen. Nobody
whose job is purely ceremonial.// |
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Nonsense. Haven't you seen the Vice President's job? Or the
Sargent at Arms? (Although if we elect any worse buffoons to
Congress we may need to forcibly remove them). |
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After all this lively political conversation, I'm thinking we will
need an entire Salt and Pepper Shaker Chess Set! |
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The Queen can be in that, too. |
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I would like to see Obama dressed in all white next to the
pope dressed in all black. |
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Smoking, or Non-smoking ...?? |
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White pepper and black salt? |
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/bit of bling without being whinged at/
It really seems like that should rhyme. |
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Thanks for the bone...someone doesn't like salt or pepper?
There must be a cult against condiments! |
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I didn't even know he liked cats. |
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No, that was the previous one. Is the Pope cathodic? |
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// Is the Pope cathodic?//
Ah, no (duh). |
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You all are going to hell, talking about a religious figure in
such a manner. Ha. See ya in hell fellow bakers. (Hi
[neutrinos]. |
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I don't believe in hell...but why ask about cats? I know that
All Dogs go to Heaven...but if [8th] went to Hell, then there
would be cats there for him! |
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Hi, [blissmiss]! <waving> |
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There has been a lot of talk, recently, about
Christians being mocked for their religiosity. Some of
this is, hopefully, my fault. I think the time has
come to campaign, in the interests of a fair and level
playing field, for an atheist pope. |
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