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Poo-pery
"Because every likes their own brand" | |
Even the most viscous of bathroom odours is still sweet bliss to the creator. Utilizing advanced science, your particular bathroom stench will be analysed and replicated in a lab, then bottled and returned for use of your choice. The obvious first application is that of a custom fart spray to use on
friends.
But lets grow up a little and look beyond the pranking potential.
I personally know that once the first log falls, the rest just come naturally. Constipation suffers could get in the flow of things with a few sprays of the poo-pery and be basking in their own artificial glory before any unnecessary strain was undergone. By waffing up what to you is a pleasent scent of success, the body relaxes and the sweet music begins.
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Sorry, but I haven't found that. |
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ricedo, did you just let one go? |
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I guess it's useful if you don't want anyone else to *know* you're constipated. |
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sorry, ricedo, have a lookaround for awhile - enjoy! |
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maybe I am weird but I don't like the smell of poo...even my own. |
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The morning radio show that I listen to was talking about how a toilet paper company did a survey. And 37% of surveyed people admit to going to the bathroom with the door open. 49% admit to going through other peoples medicine cabinets when they use the bathroom. 52% admit to talking on the phone in the bathroom, and a huge 74% admit to not replacing the toilet paper when the use the last of it. |
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