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Poo-pery

 "Because every likes their own brand"
 
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Even the most viscous of bathroom odours is still sweet bliss to the creator. Utilizing advanced science, your particular bathroom stench will be analysed and replicated in a lab, then bottled and returned for use of your choice. The obvious first application is that of a custom fart spray to use on friends. But lets grow up a little and look beyond the pranking potential. I personally know that once the first log falls, the rest just come naturally. Constipation suffers could get in the flow of things with a few sprays of the poo-pery and be basking in their own artificial glory before any unnecessary strain was undergone. By waffing up what to you is a pleasent scent of success, the body relaxes and the sweet music begins.
—ricedo, Jan 16 2004

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       Sorry, but I haven't found that.
—DrCurry, Jan 16 2004
   

       ricedo, did you just let one go?
—theircompetitor, Jan 16 2004
   

       you honk [ricedo]
—jonthegeologist, Jan 16 2004
   

       I guess it's useful if you don't want anyone else to *know* you're constipated.
—phundug, Jan 16 2004
   

       gross-out humor.
—k_sra, Jan 16 2004
   

       lame pun.   

       sorry, ricedo, have a lookaround for awhile - enjoy!
—po, Jan 16 2004
   

       maybe I am weird but I don't like the smell of poo...even my own.
—babyhawk, Jan 16 2004
   

       This one stinks!
—python, Jan 16 2004
   

       The morning radio show that I listen to was talking about how a toilet paper company did a survey. And 37% of surveyed people admit to going to the bathroom with the door open. 49% admit to going through other peoples medicine cabinets when they use the bathroom. 52% admit to talking on the phone in the bathroom, and a huge 74% admit to not replacing the toilet paper when the use the last of it.
—babyhawk, Jan 16 2004
   


 

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