h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Hook it up to Hillary and we could power New York. |
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I think there might be prior art, Milton Arndt in the 1930's
quite clearly had knowledge of battery chickens. |
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A huge leap forward in electricity gHen-eration ... |
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I see a movie plot, where a disgruntled chicken farmer
harnesses the power of whole coops of chickens wired
together to create a huge static bolt electrical doomsday
machine. |
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I love it. Let's light up the chicken coop every time the
rooster gets busy. Which is a lot. Yay. |
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By strange coincidence, I spent part of this last
weekend putting an electric fence around my in-laws'
chicken field, in the remote hope of keeping out a
fox. I christened it Staleggluft III. (I suspect it will
only serve to keep the fox in, but time will tell.) |
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// disgruntled chicken farmer // |
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Heinrich Himmler was actually a failed chicken farmer. |
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He'd have been much better concentrating on raising large migratory waterfowl; if nothing else, they would have been able to do the goose-step ... |
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//able to do the goose-step . |
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Chicken Run II, the Quickening... |
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Peter Benchley's "Beaks" ... |
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I wonder which came first - the chicken or the pun? |
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