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Phone Clothes Iron

Multitask when faced with pressing business

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Telephone integrated with clothes iron so you won't miss an important call such as a job interview, etc.

—	surfish, Feb 16 2005

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Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., https://www.coffee.com/

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Ring ring ring!

(Joe picks up the phone and presses it to his ear)

Tsssssssss! "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" "Who is it?"

—	DesertFox, Feb 16 2005

This solution is obsolete with the advent of the "cordless telephone" in 196X.

—	contracts, Feb 16 2005

Of course there were cordless irons by the early fifties.

—	FarmerJohn, Feb 16 2005

I think the victorians had 'em come to think of it

—	po, Feb 16 2005

Really [Ian]? (goes away thinking about sonic ironing with a really huge sound system and some clever software)

—	david_scothern, Feb 17 2005

Why did helen keller burn her face?

She picked up the clothing iron.

How else did she burn her face?

Bobbing for french fries.

—	Blumster, Feb 17 2005