h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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A couple of acquaintances of mine recently were injured in Motorcycle accidents going over 100 mph. A *young kid* passed them up at 110+ on a MV Agusta Serie Oro F4. Well, they didn't like that at all. One tried to catch up to and pass the F4.
1st Rider + Rock = Motorcycle and oil everywhere.
(Oil
slick was @ 15 yards/metres)
2nd Rider + Oil = Slide x Fall x Slam into barrier x Bike over cliff
2 Riders = Helicopter Ride to Hospital = Casts here and there.
It's now a hassle to answer the phone, let alone dial it. I propose a Cast with embedded phone.
*Ring*
*Bonk*
"Ow... Hello?"
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I prescribe bedrest with sensory deprivation for these two bozos. |
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Of course - it's just a tragically humorous anecdote & they're just acquaintances who've got 40 years of motorcycling experience guts and less brains between them. Eliminate that cause - would a Cast Phone serve a porpoise for someone injured in brainier circumstances? |
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Only if you can also stick phones in leg casts. That way,
an accidental break helps to improve your flexibility like
never before.
-knee phones for the less adventurous
-ankle phones for the yoga gurus |
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My first priority would be a cast that would scratch the itchy places. |
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oh FarmerJohn, for that all you need are some symbiotic parasites to scuttle around inside your cast. |
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FJ: set the phone to vibrate, and I think it would do the trick. (Better that than cockroaches, anyway.) (But we already discussed vibrating casts, and they're Baked.) |
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If my cell phone keeps dropping calls, it's going to need it's own cast... |
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bliss, you and most others missed *sexybob* trolling, with *carts_with_no_punts* and *syren* annotating everything in sight. *parts_with_no_cunts* also changed the ideas with some frequency - This is why *parts_with_no_cunts* - the diversion - was marked as a troll elsewhere. |
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