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To be worn by all politicians at all times, but especially
entertaining during debates. Tiny tubes sewn into the pants
lead to hundreds of openings arrayed around the garment,
each with tiny igniters that cause a fabulous fiery display
when
activated.
When the politician says something,
the pants sense that
they're
lying and create an impressive fireball for a few seconds.
The
database to cross check the validity of the politician's
statement might not be entirely necessary.
They could be asbestos lined as this would be mostly for
show.
Great for lawyers too.
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The real damage done by politicians is not when they lie - it's when they tell carefully selected truths. |
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"A little truth is the seasoning that makes the big lie easier
to
swallow." Doctorremulac3. |
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I agree with you 100% Max, but the topic currently under
review is exploding
pants. |
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Question for any of you Anglo Islanders out there: Do you
have the expression "Liar, liar pants on fire." in England
land? If not, this stupid idea would appear even more
stupider. |
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// this would be mostly for show. // |
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Not if BorgCo get the contract, it won't... |
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We're prepared to bid for building the prototype - say USD$1,000,000 for an operable unit, delivered ? |
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We could go up to USD$1,500,000 if you let us build a bra for Hilary Clinton as well. |
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Oh hell, we'll pay you USD$2,000,000 ... have we got the job? |
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//We could go up to USD$1,500,000 if you let us build a
bra for Hilary Clinton as well.// |
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Can you make a pantsuit version? |
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Yea, like I said, I don't think the complicated database
referencing algorithm is really necessary. |
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You could engage the services of Lying Cat. |
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