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I thought that would be apparent. |
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I quite like the idea of a pants horn,
though I tend to wear my own trousers
about 3 sizes to big + |
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<treads on your big feet with my big feet> |
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Actually, I will vote for this if you change
the spelling to "Pantshorn". It looks more
interesting that way, like some venerable
word whose spelling and pronunciation
have drifted eccentrically apart over the
years. |
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I thought this would be an idea for a new kind of codpiece. |
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That would be the hornpiece. |
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I thought this would be a device similar to a car horn to help one get through crowds. |
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That would be the butt horn. |
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Oh, why not? After all, we have plenty of things to help get one out of their pants. |
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Gr: "to help get one out of one's pants." |
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That's the first time I've seen the abbreviation 'gr' for grammar in this context; I rather like the way it simultaneously corrects the grammar and growls like a dog. |
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I can imagine the invention being a bit awkward to use; it would invole holding behind your back, would it not? |
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//invole// that has to win our Useful New
Verb of the Week award. |
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//I can imagine the invention being a bit awkward to use; it would invole holding behind your back, would it not?// |
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It couldn't possibly be any worse than trying to cram your ass into a pair of pants three sizes too small, although a long handle would help. |
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In hindsight, I should add that I have no trouble at all getting into my own pants, and that this idea came to me while ... oh, nevermind. |
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