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Paranoid people have a hard time - the problem, as I see it, is that the world is just too safe for them. What if everyone really WAS out to get you ? Then you'd be quite correct to suspect them all along. We should create a haven for these people, where life is exceptionally dangerous and so anyone
especially perceptive of potential "bad things" will have an advantage.
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What would Paranoid Hell be like then? |
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You don't think I'm paranoid, do you? I'm sure most people think I'm paranoid. I'd really hate for everyone to think that I was paranoid. |
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Paranoia is a myth promulgated by the vast conspiracy of psychiatrists who want to control our minds and rule the world. |
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who are realy a secret government agency |
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It's all due to the weasels. The weasels I tell you! You just think they're fuzzy little rodents, but they're out to get all of us. I saw one yesterday while I was huddled in my room. They sneak around just waiting to pop. You believe me don't you? You'll see. |
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beauxeault: lol! That explains a lot. |
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Baked. It's either called "prison" or "Idaho." |
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Ah... I feel better about myself. I'm not paranoid, I'm just being rational about the fact that postal workers have a secret organization in which they release their 'postal' tendancies by randomly selecting a name - and no matter where I move, they will always know where I live!!!
btw... must... say... "WEASELS ARE NOT RODENTS!"
Phew! I doubt I accomplished anything by saying that. Also - weird thing - 'pop goes the weasel' refers to a spinning wheel. I'm guessing that before electricity, mechanical devices were powered by small woodland creatures? Nah, I'd have to be paranoid if I believed that. |
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Just because your paranoid doesn't mean that everyone isn't out to get you. |
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No need to create a haven. Such a place already exists--well, it once did on television, anyway. It was called *the Village*. |
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Yes. Paranoia paradise would have to feature dwarfs in dufflecoats with pointed sticks. |
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And what about the rabbits?!! I tell you its all a fluffy bunny act! |
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Why Skippy72, think SPINNING wheel (really fast), think weasel, some velocity versus something tied to a thread mixed in....... |
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Personally when I first heard it I thought it had to do with popcorn and then I learned about rat on a stick.... |
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