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[+] bun for wishing I had this problem!! |
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Sounds like you got a lot of forces trying to pull your
pants down. Maybe you should work on eliminating
*them* first. Me thinks. |
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You could use the same idea for trousers, as well! |
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No gravity, no plumbers crack. Simples. |
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You could use a safety pin, but chances are it would look like a safety pin. |
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Ccan I point out that
a jumbo tie-wrap, looped through two adjacent belt-loops
and pulled tight, performs this function admirably? |
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Incidentally, initial testing has shown that the adjacent belt-
loops should not be those on either side of the zip. |
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No, but I have an enviable collection of belt-loops. |
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Enviable by who, exactly ? |
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By the gullible fool to whom I sold all my trousers, mainly. |
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I'm still renting the pockets on these ones. |
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Many red-blooded guys would kill for innumerable forces trying to pull their
pants down. |
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[+] I can see the product being marketed towards parents of children with clothes that they'll "grow into" and the like: clips shaped like daisies, rocketships or a faux-cellphone or something. |
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Maybe grown-ups could be conned into buying a pair for themselves in case their waistline decides to recede (which doesn't happen but that's hardly the marketing department's fault). |
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I think the problem here was brought up earlier |
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//The appearance of a beltless buckle would be rather
tacky, I would think.// |
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Buuuut... I think if it were marketed right, it'd still work. |
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How about subdermally implanted pop-fasteners? |
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