Based on TV fund raising marathon shows, a show
featuring
celebrities, singers, actors, comedians all shot with the
stars standing safely six feet apart that lasts the duration
of the shelter in place order.
Lots of jokes about whatever it is that's "causing the end
of
mankind as we know
it" safety tips about avoiding
infection, how to dealing with problems of being locked
inside, dealing with disrupted lifestyles etc, but all in an
entertaining, uplifting manner. "We're all in this together
so
be strong and take a deep breath! Just not within 6 feet
of
somebody! (roaring laughter from the virtual audience)
Speaking of the virtual audience, the crowd would
consist
of millions of people who log in to the website that will
hear their laughter and play it along with the others.
Automatic filters will catch people trying to muck up the
system by yelling profanities.
With this, the MC can announce "Well folks at home, we
set
a record! We have 100 million viewers!! Wow! Well, I'll
just
tell our next act "Relax, you're only the most watched
entertainment act in history, nothing to be nervous
about.
Please welcome Bob The Trainer and his trained dead
parrot!" (ROARING APPLAUSE!) "OK Polly, lie down... play
dead.... Polly wanna cracker? No? (Audience:
BOOOOOOO!)
OK, well, that was... well it was horrible but hopefully
out
next act will be more interesting..."
You could tune in any time, there'd be something going
on.
The whole world joining in and supporting each other
and the overall message would be clear: lighten up,
we're going to get through this!
I'd tune in a couple of times a day to see what was going
on. "Whoa, re-union of my (or your) favorite band at
10:00!
Wow!. 11:00 the queen of England is showing off tricks
her
poodle was trained to do! Not gonna miss that."
Would you?