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Having those things floating around while performing delicate
astronaut work must be such a pain... so I bring you the *overwire*
bra! This bra is designed with extra support on top, and almost no
support underneath. Keeping things where gravity intended, when
gravity isn't around.
Gone will be moments like this ...
http://www.funnyord...ommercial-from-nino [MikeD, Jan 17 2010]
Kinda Baked, I thought
http://www.meefers....lla-poster-orig.jpg [DrCurry, Jan 19 2010]
The Pencil Test
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test The third bullet point is the applicable definition. [Klaatu, Jan 19 2010]
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[+] good one: I doubt a "sports bra", the other alternative, is optimum for zero-g: unnecessary compression. |
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if I don't ever wear underwire, I sure aint gonna be overwired. even in space. |
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just something to keep the girls from popping out and wandering off on their own. |
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There are some great videos that unfortunately I probably should not link to. |
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We should all avoid such videos. You'd best post the link so
we know what to avoid. |
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Brilliant, sheer brilliance. Damn I wish I would have
thought of this. Damn. |
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One problem or two ? Are we talking "costume malfunction" here ? |
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I really can't remember with any certainty how I thought of this,
either. I think I was daydreaming about the girl who took my
order at Arby's, then put myself in her shoes for a brief moment. |
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Damn, those roast beef sandwiches are good ... |
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Well... the shoes came a little later.... |
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I think that after shooting wild for a period, [21Q] has just hit the halfbakery bullseye!
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[po]//shoes?//
So much funny in only 6 characters. |
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Wow [21_Quest]. You send me (to google images 'weightless
breasts' (later)). I wonder if weightless floppy privates are
intriguiing for both sexes? I wouldn't know, being only of one.
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p.s. Quest is my favowit toofpaste too! (he taunted). But sincerly,
folks: Thanks for the mental imagery. Traces of Barbarella. I'll
sleep well. You can have the buns [+] |
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Request for illustration. |
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Hm... any artists in the room? My ideas are always open to
tasteful illustration, if some intrepid Baker would care to
volunteer. |
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//just something to keep the girls from popping out and wandering off on their own//
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I bun this idea on the merits of the idea alone.
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The effect, however, (or, more precisely; lack thereof), leaves me both appalled and disgusted with you [21] |
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Yes, I admit I a am a little ashamed of myself. But then, I'm not
an astronaut and therefore remain blissfully unaffected. |
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Astronauts are not the only malficiaries. <link> |
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Why would anyone in normal G wear this? Anyway, worry not,
mon frer! I will make them prohibitively expensive to anyone
other than astronauts. |
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But they should be custom-built... come to think of it you'd probably want another design for heavy acceleration, ie: lift-off or re-entry. |
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[+]The visual implications give me an idea for 'Zero G' nudity movies. |
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I'm just wondering... why the bones? |
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Well, it is a bit of a turn-on. |
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I walked right into that! |
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//The visual implications give me an idea for 'Zero G' nudity movies//
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What about for the men? Flappity flap! I can't hear houston! |
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For those women who can pass the "pencil test"
[link], this would seem to be superfluous. |
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//I'm just wondering... why the bones?// maybe those people are still reeling from my MFD'd idea about a new magazine featuring upside down breasts from women doing handstands or hanging over the edge of the bed. |
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Somehow I missed that post. |
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