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Car bumpers that activate pre-recorded
exclamations of pain and indignation when
struck with sufficient force.
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... and proclaim "Whiplash Lawsuit!" |
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I would have thought that the "thwack" of the bumper would override any audible exclamations of pain. Besides, you'd be yelling/bellowing and steaming from your lugholes.(Could make an addition to bumper cars though) |
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Make the sound proportional to the severtity of impact, varying from "oops" to the sound of a piano falling on Wiley E. Coyote. |
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There's a thought.Strap upright pianos to the front and back bumpers. |
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