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Swing and a miss. Is that the best you've got? My grandmother hits harder than you. Put your back into it. Don't make me come down there. Is that a stick in your hands or are you just happy to see me?
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Punch_20Bob [theircompetitor, Feb 17 2014]
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I wanted this to be a parody of 'Desiderata'. |
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^ You mean the Portuguese word for dehydrated? |
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"Go placidly amidst the ..." (you complete this line...) |
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What's not to love about this??? I ask you? I love it. |
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