h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Mumble mumble Gatwick airport mumble mumble drones mumble mumble bleedin' obvious solution. Mumble mumble proven technology, immediately available mumble mumble canister shot mumble mumble giant shotgun mumble mumble.
Falconet
https://en.wikipedi...i/Falconet_(cannon)
Shoot 'em up ... [8th of 7, Dec 23 2018]
Punt gun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun
Far more popular than the punt gnu, which proved unwieldy. [MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 23 2018]
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Perhaps, in the interests of portability, we could revive the
punt gun? Admittedly, this would require equipping Gatwick
with suitable waterways and punts, but I feel that that would
be all to the better. |
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Crawley could become the Venice of West Sussex. |
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Although it's said that Birmingham has more canals than Venice, so perhaps Crawley could become the Birmingham of West Sussex. Oh, wait ... |
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More usefully, Crawley could become the Amsterdam of West
Sussex - a far more interesting prospect. |
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Indeed; Amsterdam is below sea level, so if Crawley became "the Amsterdam of West Sussex", then a couple of hours' brisk work after midnight with a Black and Decker, and morning would reveal the whole place under five or six metres of salt water. |
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Then it could be "the Atlantis of West Sussex". There's no downside ! |
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Strange. I seem to have seen an almost identical post
on here somewhere. |
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On call Rockettes at airports? Kick the drones
down... |
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// I seem to have seen an almost identical post on here // |
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Not surprising, envious readers often steal our best ideas, sometimes even before we've posted them. |
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