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A simplified version of "Stone, paper, scissors"
where the only option is "Stone".
All contests are extremely predictable and end in a
draw.
More interesting than all other Olympic events with
the exception of Synchronised Coracle Archery and
Flenting.
The same interest level as Cricket.
Still
considerably more interesting than Baseball,
which is excluded from the Olympics as it is not
actually a 'sport' but more an introductory
technique for those who wish to practice being
dead.
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//Flenting// Really? I must tell the Marketing
Department - it will make her day. |
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Public flenting was made illegal in the mid 1800's and, (for politicoeconomic reasons), Belgium banned even the private flenting booths that had sprung up. |
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//More interesting than all other Olympic events// |
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Oh, I wouldn't say that. For instance, there's…
uhm… well… |
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//Still considerably more interesting than
Baseball.// |
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Okay, I'm gonna have to take exception to this
statement. It's just not fair using tautologies to
promote your idea. |
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We would never do that, it would be cruel …
we like watching them wander around in the
sunshine, munching lettuice leaves, with their
bright eyes and funny little wrinkly, scaly
faces… the big ones can live hundreds of
years, you know. |
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No teams made it through the qualifying
rounds … |
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//I must tell the Marketing Department - it will make
her day.// |
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Wait—I thought the entire thing was just one big
marketing department? |
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It's a very efficient organisation. She multitasks. |
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Are you suggesting [MB]'s wife is a //big marketing
department//? |
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Them's fightin' words, boy. |
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