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If you live in a house with at least 1 other person in it, you've probably experienced something like this: you go for the bathroom, knock on the door... And you hear your housemate say something such as "I'm in here!" What do you do? You're trapped in a swirling vortex of suffering and embarrassment.
But, finally, a way to fix that! All bathroom doors should have an occupied/free sign on them, to eliminate the need for the embarrassing knock thing.
Baked
http://www.diy-hard.../screwfix-50222.php
Very common in parts of Europe [AO, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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// You're trapped in a swirling vortex of suffering and embarrassment. // |
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I generally rely on the following system |
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open door - probably no one in there
closed door with light coming out the crack at the bottom - probably someone in there, so if you are gonna barge in, please put on a blindfold
closed door with no light coming out the crack - one of your housemates is playing games with you, or they are some sort of nocturnal beast (probably a raccoon or a rent-a-cop), or both… proceed with caution |
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+ for having my alias in your description :) |
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But usually in our house we keep the door open a crack when no ones in it |
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Or, carry around your own photocopied "occupied" signs, and a pot of wallpaper paste. |
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Every house I have lived in has had an engaged/vacant lock. |
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If you're in there, sing a song. |
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Stop tapping
I'm crapping
Lalalalala |
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When you're headin into third,
and you think you feel a turd,
Diarrhea (fart, fart)
Diarrhea (fart, fart) |
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(I can't seem to recall the verse for second base, so I'll just act like someone posted it, then deleted it after my post...) |
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You've just rounded second
And you feel Mother Nature beckon,
Near the shortstop, I would reckon,
You'll fill your pants in a picosecond. |
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[insipid], I'm guessing not as often as people call you tasteless, dull or flat? |
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