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How about everyone posts in a small smelly item
and a new stink bomb odour is constructed? We
can use 8th's address as the mail drop. There won't
be any complaints as his neighbours are very
tolerant, otherwise they'd have burnt him out
years ago. |
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*bored into sleeping*
*You don't mean! Holy Smokes! To the Half-Cave!*
*various confused looks*
*blathering on about some tedious and long-winded topic*
*I think so, Brain, but how will we get the lobsters to
wear pants?
*BECAUSE I SAID SO!*
*Brits drinking tea* |
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If you're wrapped up inside the package, how will you get it to the Post Office ? It's not as if you have any friends you can ask to help out, and if you leave yourself on the doorstep for a courier to collect you'll be taken away by the garbage collection truck... |
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Sp. "cowering in mortal terror". |
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// "Okay, I've finished splicing the tape..." // |
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This is weird; all we heard was "This message is endorsed by the 1972 Committee for the Re-election of the President " and then mostly just silence or clicks and bursts of static, almost as if the recording had been deliberately wiped .... |
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Clips originating from the Borg shall be virus-scanned,
bleached, and reviewed by our crack team of censors and
cryptologists to check for hidden messages, orders to
sycophants, and alien technological influences. |
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