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Nice Rack!
Pairs of synthetic, realistically shaped boobs, in order of size, nailed to a plank and mounted on the wall in lingerie shops | |
I want to buy my girlfriend some lingerie but
don't know what cup size she is. Sure, I could ask her,
but
then she'd have an inkling of my surprise present.
This must happen to chaps all the time, non?
If there was a line of boobs on the wall, I could quite
easily
judge which is the correct
size. Also, an assortment of
different
mannequins might be useful to figure out any other
measurements I might need to know.
Girlfriends sold separately.
he can't tell for sure
http://imgs.sfgate....9/30/ba_roselyn.jpg
[xandram, Dec 07 2011]
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[+] but what happens when the wimmen want equal treatment ? |
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Boyfriends sold separately? |
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//If there was a line of boobs on the wall, I could quite easily judge which is the correct size// - if you were only able to accurately estimate size by touch, you might look a bit pervy. |
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//you might look a bit pervy // |
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In a lingerie shop [hippo]? |
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Hmmm - it might depend how realistic the line of boobs was. There's plenty of sitcom potential in this idea, which is good. E.g. imagine buxom sales assistant waiting at the end of this line of boobs while a shortsighted man makes his way down the line of fake boobs, feeling each pair in turn... |
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Ha ha, I'm thinking Frank Drebin... |
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[DrBob] standing at on end of the Mammary scale,
saying, "These boobs are big, those boobs are far
away..." |
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Just borrow her favourite for the duration. |
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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee..." |
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These would make great stocking stuffers! And why not make some of them into other products, like oven mitts or ear muffs? I proudly bun! [+] |
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I'm thinking Basil Fawlty. |
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This "shop" would probably have to be Grace Bros. |
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Turn this idea into a climbing wall and forget about ever
needing a girlfriend. |
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[rcarty] that deserves it's own idea |
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I can imagine the use of prostheitic breasts as climbing handholds - using them as footholds doesn't seem right somehow... |
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How can something that feels so right seem so wrong? |
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Tit Rack: an "alternative" branch of UK highstreet
store Tie Rack, opening in deepest, darkest Soho. |
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// using them as footholds doesn't seem right somehow...
// |
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It might to those with a very specific fetish. |
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<announcement> ...and now the artist will demonsrate how to
climb the wall using nothing but suction... |
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hand ball, squash ball, racquet ball, tennis ball,
baseball, bocce ball, soft ball, Large grapefruit, small
melon ... |
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