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Why have your special birthday party at MacDonald's or Chuck-E-Cheese, when you can rent our Neutrino Dectector Lounge? A memorable event for you little one or even yourself...
A large, spacious room, (though the floor may not be too flat) it is a wonderful space to have a party and absorb nuetrinos
whilst enjoying your cake, too. At the end of the party, you may have your photo taken by the Cosmic X-Ray Tech and go home knowing you have experienced the future.
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It would also work as a nutrition detector lounge at the aforementioned jun...fast food restaurants. Probably they would both be triggered at about the same near-geological rate. |
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As a bonus, the Japanese-themed franchises feature a
pool! |
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Remember the Oldtrino detector?...
They just don't make'm like that anymore. |
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I remember 'em when they was just trinos. Them were the days 2/6' would get yer fish and chips twice and a cuppa tea... |
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There might be benefits to holding a birthday party
in a 50,000 gallon tank of dishwashing liquid. Hard to
imagine what they might be, but it's possible. |
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//birthday party in a 50,000 gallon tank of dishwashing liquid. |
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Well, you'd all come out squeaky clean and you'd have somewhere to wash the dishes. All good, clean fun don'tcherknow.. |
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Excellent, [xandram]!! Two Buns Up [+][+].
Engineers and technicians at GROGco laboratories have more or less abandoned all hope for our Neutrino-Proof Tin Foil Hat after some rather colossal failures and a handful of dead lab cats. Your idea came along at precisely the right time and all personnel are looking forward to Big Macs and Avenger Collector Cups... (if you can't beat 'em, join 'em) |
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...you can drain out the dishwashing liquid to use for the slip and slide... |
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How about "Your Birthday Photograph Taken By Neutrinos !" ? |
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// How about "Your Birthday Photograph Taken By Neutrinos !" ? |
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It'd be getting the neutrinos to hold the camera that might be the tricky bit. |
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Not to mention getting the camera back again as they zip away at almost definitely less than the speed of light, |
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Q. "Is that red-eye in that shot?"
A. "Oh no, that's just the doppler shift" |
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