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Advertise in your local newspaper that one evening a real pig will be deejaying at a nearby club. Before the set, you will first need to organise a few things.
In the club area, set up a little fenced area on the stage with straw, hay and some mud scattered here and there. Take two turntables and
put them on a low pedestal so the pig's mouth can touch the records. Find a real pig, something large and docile and place him in the pen. Headphones and some small sunglasses will help to block out light and sound so as not to scare the animal and to make it look kosher.
When the people enter the club, rub some type of food that the pig finds irresistable onto a few records and put them on its little turntables and press the on button - but make sure to turn the sound off.
While DJ Real Pig is licking the records, you are secretly out the back playing some hardcore tracks over the speakers, so it appears he is really deejaying.
This can also be adapted for DJ Real Dog, Kitten, Hamster, Donkey etc depending on what animals you have available.
(??) The original?
http://www.brain-da...uk/pics/anippj1.jpg
[Mr Burns, Jan 05 2005]
(?) hip hop swine no less
http://desmoinesreg...archID=731959223273
[benfrost, Jan 13 2005]
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oink!
Save some sow-l music for later in the evening... |
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Put an elephant up there with the pig. |
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no! elephants are strictly for Jungle Raves! |
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It can if it's killed right, under a rabbi's supervision. </seinfeld> |
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I'm still trying to figure out where you get your ideas, [ben]. Fascinating. |
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I did DJ me, and the turning, groovy peanut butter tingled my tongue. Later, DJ slug got sliced by the needle. |
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Pigs do not enjoy loud music and are very sensitive, as are many other animals, which is why I would do it only for one track or so, with the volume at an acceptable level. |
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I thought the gist of this was that
<i>anyone</i> could DJ. But
seriously--am I right? |
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watch out for crackling noises. |
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Ben - I bow to your twisted brain! Oink! |
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Fresh pork of Bel-air and DJ jazzy jowls. |
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I'd do it at a metal club and play that horrible Green Jelly song about the three little pigs.... |
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Maybe I could teach my 20 month old Nephew to play with the decks instead of an animal? |
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hah! like an idea from a Geico commercial! |
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