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A cologne that will make you smell like a nerd.
Mimics the odors of Mountain Dew, pizza, trading card game cards, and floppy disks. Available in stylish bottles that look just like absurd weapons from D&D or Doom ("Honey, have you seen my BFG bottle?")
Has a EULA on the inside of the bottle that
can only be read through eyeglass lenses above a certain refractive correction.
EDIT: [pertinax] has provided an acronym:
//SCENT Can Encapsulate Nerdy Tendencies//
My inspiration
http://www.delias.c...ilter=&brandFilter= [shapu, Jul 22 2005]
My inspiration, everyday.
http://www.quotationspage.com/wotd.html Skinny, lanky, is cool. Don't know DOOM. [blissmiss, Jul 23 2005]
Shameless Plug
http://www.thesadbastard.com I think 'geek chic' is a contradiction in terms. This, on the other hand, is, er, something else. [pertinax, Oct 24 2006]
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Please say that there'll be a Nerd Perfume for gals... |
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I'd spray it on my sister
Not a drop will have missed her
By the time I'm finished
Her popularity will have... diminished. |
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Okay, that was mean, sorry. |
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Some verse about your sister? |
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This is an insalubrious, mess of an idea. And unkind to many bakers. (Heydb, whatcha think of the new Stop 'n Shop?) |
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Honestly, [blissmiss], I won't argue with any of your criticisms. But just to clarify, I'm a skinny, lanky, DOOM-playing computer jockey. I decided that for this idea, I should stick to what I know. Among other things, it made the research phase a snap. |
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Excellent use of the word "insalubrious," btw. |
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Oh, and I don't usually vote against ideas, only if they are really offensive. I tend to vote for ideas I like. So that -, is not mine. |
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<in response to solicitation for self-recursive acronym> |
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SCENT Can Encapsulate Nerdy Tendencies |
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It's geek chic. Quite the rage I understand. |
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Well... I wasn't here when this idea first came out, [Frank]. |
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Now I am here, though, I'm going to plug my own 'nerd pride' site: see link. :) |
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Oh, and the tax returns are pretty late as well, thanks for asking. |
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Floppy disks? What year is this? |
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