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I recently found myself hungry with nothing to eat, so I pulled a bottle of the most delicious smokey mesquite barbecue sauce I have ever tasted, uncapped it and started smelling it. It smelled so tasty. I sat on my sofa, sniffing it for almost ten minutes. Then I thought, why not dilute the sauce with
water and sell it as a fragrance? People would come from other rooms just to smell you. A bit creepy, but it would have the same effect as perfume of cologne.
Smoke cologne
Liquid_20Smoke_20Cologne
A google for smoke cologne brought me right back to the HB. [bungston, Mar 05 2006]
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This would not be as good if you got lost in the woods, and you've heard about how they're repopulating the area with coyotes and wolves. |
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There's nothing included in barbecque sauce that would attract wild dogs. We as humans just associate meat sauce with meat. |
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If you use it, are you commiting insecticide? |
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/Tatsy!/
mmmm tatsy!
I recall some sort of something that said the #1favorite aroma of men is cinnamon roll. |
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I want you to confess to the fact that you chugged that bottle of sauce after the first 20 seconds, and spent the remainder of the 10 minutes sniffing your own chin. And if you didn't, for the love of God why not? |
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I will admit that I once finished a bottle off but you've got to taste this sauce. I don't know if it's country or region specific, but it's called Stubb's Smokey Mesquite. Not advertising it, though; just telling you so you could better understand my invention. |
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...and that makes really effective cologne? |
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Well, there's only one way to find out... |
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Well, what do you mean by "effective"? |
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I always thought using food flavourings in women's perfumes to attract men was kind of cheating. Shooting fish in a barrel sort of thing. |
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"Mmmm, vanilla! Me want!" |
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What's the point of shooting fish in a barrel? I mena, why even shoot fish? |
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