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What with all the anti-zombie devices posted recently, I fear for the well-being of my possible future undead self. So, I'd like to be buried in one of these thick full-face steel helmets.
I haven't studied the definitive George Romero texts myself, but I understand that zombies can only be stopped
by head shots, so the obvious precaution if you *are* a zombie is some heavy-duty head protection.
I don't know how zombie eyesight is supposed to work but, in case it is some sense supernatural, I wonder whether the structure could be made stronger by dispensing with eye-holes. You could also reduce the vulnerable mouth-hole a great deal by including among the grave goods a battery-powered food processor and a drinking straw.
zombies
http://en.wikipedia..._in_popular_culture
[pertinax, Dec 28 2008]
Ned Kelly
http://www.proni.go...elly-bushranger.htm
[pertinax, Dec 28 2008]
grave goods
http://www.wisegeek...are-grave-goods.htm
[pertinax, Dec 28 2008]
the sort of thing they have to deal with nowadays
Undead_20Removal_20Minigun
[pertinax, Dec 28 2008]
Oscar Romero
http://en.wikipedia...i/%C3%93scar_Romero
is entirely unrelated. [pertinax, Dec 28 2008]
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Liquidised and straw-fed bun for you! Health and safety is a topic the dead do not seem to take seriously enough |
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Ubie, we in the Motherland are not completely ignorant of
events in the Colonies, and Ned Kelly is well-known here as a
hero, and a spirited example of what the human soul is
capable of when driven by the internal flames of
righteousness. |
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His rendition of "Two Little Boys" often moves me to tears. |
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