Naturalbasic

Ok, this must be baked or at least half-baked but just in case ... Many moons past when I was studying Computational Linguistics we used to laugh at the idea of automatic natural language comprehension and translation because natural languages like 'english' are just so conceptual based, fuzzy, ambiguous, context dependent etc. But at that time I thought, why not invent a totally new language that lacks all of these tricky ambiguities etc. Ok it's going to be a pretty boring language but it would be easy to learn and understand for both humans and computers and could be used for reasonably low-level, non conceptual linguistic interactions such as 'mars bar purchasing' etc. With Naturalbasic whichever land you are in, and regardless of whether you are talking to a human or a machine, you'll always be understood.