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Instead of having napkins in a napkin holder on a table you get this guy in a suit whose job it is to have people wipe their hands on him. It'd be like the bread stick person at fizoli's. In fact this idea spawned off in to a song our band plays about a super hero named Napkin Man. It's a long story...you
really don't want to know.
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What about his sidekick, Sanitary Napkin Woman? |
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Bread stick person?!? You EATthem? |
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Tonight at Coyote Ugly, Wet Wipe T-shirt competition! |
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I thought it was Wet Wipe Disintegrating Pyjamas Night. |
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The chap could be dressed like a magician with a never ending stream of coloured napkins up his sleeve(s). |
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If it were an Italian restaurant, wouldn't he end up looking like an axe murderer? |
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(wipe your hands, wipe your hands, wipe your wipe your hands hands) |
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If you have some slime
On your finger tips
My service is free
Wipe your hands on me
If you need me
let me know
gonna be alright
If you had the ribs, and need
A good place to wipe. |
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Doesn't this belong in the Superhero section? |
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"put him down, po. you don't know where he's been" |
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There might be problems if the napkin garçon has a nice build... I'm just saying |
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k_sra, shall I put him down for you? give him back shortly. |
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"They've got a good Toilet Paper Steward here. He turns around if you don't like the direction the paper's hanging." |
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Oh, I'm not picky, [po], I'll take whichever side you're not using. <g> |
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Where's the Wipe Boy? It's good to
be the king. What the hell sure.
Since we don't have one of these
where I come from, I'll give it a
sticky bun. + |
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Is there only one Napkin Man? For a busy restaurant you need at least one for every couple of tables. That way no one has to sit around with messy fingers waiting for the Napkin Man to run over to their side of the room. |
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upmarket establishments could employ 'finger-bowl person'. |
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