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Customers and tellers allowed to decide how much clothing they want to wear inside the bank.
Drivethru and ATMs mostly clothing mandatory.
Showers and lockers provided to customer by adjoining health club.
Own/merge with a normal bank change to allow tellers to have a real option of the environs
they work in.
Security to keep out minors and pervs.
Start up near nudist resort or beach. Only move to New York, London when the climate is right.
Online banking allows preference to be set at account opening.
Advertising and name recognition would be easy. Being taken seriously would be much more difficult.
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Nudity is the next big goal on the way to total liberty. If
nudes can be served at banks that would be a major
achievement. |
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Man is born free, and everywhere he is indecent. |
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Everywhere he is in chains! |
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Yeah, that's true as well. Starbucks and Wallmart
aren't going out of business anytime soon. |
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Then he must be free to go naked. |
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A Naked Wallmart makes me shudder, but it would change the rate of shoplifting. Up or down couldn't say. |
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The principal objection to public nudity is
nothing to do with morals, decency,
peversion or anything like that - simply that
the vast majority of humans look much
better when covered up. |
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If the bank customers were required to be naked, it
could make robbery a bit more difficult.... |
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