h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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Whilst doing the microtome escape wossername I was truck by how lacking in symmetry most businesses are. symmetery being so pleasing on the eye, I though they might improve their prospects.
A few notable exceptions are the water and electricity companies. They provideth the product and taketh away
again.
So, I'm suggesting supermarkets where the staff nip around to yours for a spot of tea and scones, a petrol station where the staff drive your car around the block a multitudinous number times and so on.
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Actually, no, I've be keeping in a jar afterwards. |
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I really must empty it,it's getting quite leyden. |
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Why didn't I think of that? |
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But, but, but all they have to do is show mugshots of me to the electrons.."Have you seen this person, make the gold leaf on the electroscope move for yes" etc. |
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From now on I'm wearing a false beard every time I go near a power socket. |
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Considering the frequency of power sockets in modern life,
you'll be wearing that beard nearly all the time, thus
negating its purpose. You're better off announcing that you
will wear a false beard, then NOT wearing it. Or, if you
want to go for the double-fake, actually WEAR the beard. |
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