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Musical bedframe reverberation flatulence dormitory

 Nocturnal symphonies by gangs of recumbent petomanes.
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There are eighty-four bed frames, each containing springs tuned to an exact note. In each bed lies a flatulent artist. In coordinated fashion, they fart in a particular order to produce a tune through causing the bedsprings to reverberate in their respective notes, creating a choreographed echoing symphony of twanging springs through breaking wind with expert timing.
—nineteenthly, Mar 07 2008

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       I'd like to be the first to say "wind instruments" to forestall a blast of bad puns.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2008
   

       Likewise "bum note".
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2008
   

       ...mumble...
—normzone, Mar 07 2008
   

       insert billy connely's "wanking" bit here for a scentless version.
—copycat042, Mar 07 2008
   


 

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