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A scale that plays different tunes reflecting one's weight. Takes in consideration daily progress (or failure) at losing the flab.
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Does it record each day's note, so that when you play the whole thing back fast it sounds like "Flight Of The Bumblebee"? |
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"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" |
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//Does it record each day's note, so that when you play the whole thing back fast it sounds like "Flight Of The Bumblebee"?// |
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I was thinking more along the lines of the appliance playing actual tracks, such as "I'm Fat" (Weird Al), "Fat Bottomed Girl" (Queen), etc. |
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"Time to lay off the fries, I'm back to 'Ride of the Valkyries.'"
Does it come with a measuring tape that plays Randy Newman if insufficently extended? |
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//insufficently extended// you mean
altitudinally comprimised? |
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