h a l f b a k e r yExpensive, difficult, slightly dangerous, not particularly effective... I'm on a roll.
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When you are shaving with this razor,
Powered with electricity,
You will be amazed at its low, low price
And unique functionality!
FIRST - it chops off the little hairs
That grow up on your face,
Or if you are a hairy one,
In that other place.
SECOND - it sucks
the little bits,
Full of keratins,
Into a grinder that purees them up
And mixes with glycerins.
THIRD - it spits them right back out
Onto your fresh skin,
And with little massaging nubbins,
rubs it all back in!
FOURTH - that's it! no more! it's done!
The process is complete!
All your hairs transformed to cream,
And your face all neat!
FIFTH - You fend off all the ladies,
except if you are a dad!
Because you should respect your wife,
And flirting can be bad!
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awesome poem [+]
sharp little pieces of hair along with whatever was on them all over my skin complete with bacterial growth medium [-] |
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I'll admit, I stubbled a bit on THIRD. |
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I asked Mr Google about keratin and skin treatments, and the results
suggested that it's more of a problem than a solution. |
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Would this invention be most useful to someone who didn't have
"chicken skin", but wanted it? |
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