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Want to keep your favorite cereal
away from your kids? The design of
the box and the cereal can be
mistaken for something healthy even
as you are pouring it into a bowl.
fictional cereals
http://www.lavasurf...real-fictional.html [oatcake, Oct 05 2004]
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Now this is what I call health food! The kids never touch the rice cakes, either (cleverly formed cheesecake). Nor the bon-bons disguised as Brussels sprouts. |
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I want me a bowl of chocolate-frosted sugar bombs. |
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By that time, then we expect to
have Mr. Boring's Landscape Mulch
the 90lb sack of trail mix your kids
will leave alone. |
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Yes me too. ::tips hat to calvin
and hobbes:: |
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can I have mine with valium? |
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Yeah, it's by the Ritalin Frosted Flakes |
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(sound of excited opening of box) Damn. It really is oat bran. |
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