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Now this is what I call health food! The kids never touch the rice cakes, either (cleverly formed cheesecake). Nor the bon-bons disguised as Brussels sprouts. |
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I want me a bowl of chocolate-frosted sugar bombs. |
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By that time, then we expect to
have Mr. Boring's Landscape Mulch
the 90lb sack of trail mix your kids
will leave alone. |
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Yes me too. ::tips hat to calvin
and hobbes:: |
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can I have mine with valium? |
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Yeah, it's by the Ritalin Frosted Flakes |
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(sound of excited opening of box) Damn. It really is oat bran. |
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