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Mission: Unloveable
The demand was simple: get him a date, or he'll blow up the planet. Good thing Harry Spears loves a challenge. | |
British superagent Harry Spears is abducted in a way-too-
elaborate, Rube-Goldbergian kidnapping plot. He finds
himself in the clutches of a brilliant but irredeemably
dorky wouldbe supervillain who calls himself "Dr. Michael
Mechismo." Mechismo has one demand of the suave, sexy,
and sophisticated
Spears, who is notorious for his bedroom
exploits:
"Get me laid."
Mechismo wants Spears to teach him everything he knows
about romance and seduction, so he can get a woman to
honestly love him. If Spears fails to help, Mechismo will
detonate some doomsday device that wipes out the planet.
Spears, being an expert observer of human behavior, soon
realizes what Mechismo doesn't, or rather won't: his real
problem is that he is a heavily closeted gay man, and
actually has no desire for women at all; he just thinks that
he *should*.
(Spears might assemble a team to help teach Michael the
ways of love... Or maybe he takes Michael on a tour of
the world's glamour spots? Or does it turn out that Spears HIMSELF is
bi, and they are actually meant for each other? I dunno...)
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I would go out of my way to avoid seeing even a preview
of
this movie. |
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If you pay to get him to Thailand I'll get my old
schoolmate, Ian,
who owns a bar in Bangkok, to hook him up with a
beautiful "lady" with a ten inch cock. He'll be "laid"
before midnight. |
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"Your missionary, should you choose to accept it..." |
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Unabubba is right the solution to problem in this movie is a ladyboy. |
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