National Enquirer's Christmas Vacation

A heartwarming family-friendly feelgood seasonal movie in which a group of undercover reporters pose as a normal suburban family, carefully ingratiating themselves into the lives of their neighbours and noting down all the various embarrassing and illegal things they're involved in; the housewife having an affair, the schoolchild cooking up crystal meth in the attic and selling it to a local pimp, who just happens to be the minister at the church ... the local politician peddling influence while running a Ponzi scheme to defraud elderly and gullible residents ... the restaraunt owner employing illegal immigrants.

On Christmas morning, a copy of the latest edition is delivered to every household in the town.

Hilarity, lawsuits, domestic violence and drive-by shootings ensue.