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Lord of da Rings
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Due to the success of The Lord of the Rings, I think that its time we come up with an urban spoof on the movie. Lord of da Rings, centered around the adventures of Afro Baggins. I could definitely see Mel Brooks directing this. I'm not much of an expert on the movie, so I'll leave it to the rest of the halfbakers to come up with ideas and characters.
—defacto, Nov 14 2002

Bored of the Rings http://www.amazon.c...51452615/halfbakery
Buy this book. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

(?) Good Lord of the Rings! http://www.ifilm.co...ngs/&ubw=&sid=&cid=
Dude, Where's My Ring, Bilbo Brockovich, etc... [RayfordSteele]

Lord of the Rhymes http://lotr.fistfulayen.com/ [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

(?) Lord of the Rhymes http://lotr.fistfulayen.com/
[my face your, Oct 04 2004]

lords of the rhymes http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/
STRAIGHT OUTTA HOBBITON! [jaksplat, Jan 22 2005]

(?) Lord of the Bling http://www.stupidri...humor/gandizzle.htm
thieving hobbits! they stole my preciousss... [jaksplat, Jan 23 2005]

IMAGES! WE HAVE IMAGES! (via google) https://www.google....culiAodW1EH8A&dpr=1
Yolo Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling [sninctown, Aug 12 2015]

Baked? Very Baked!! (yes, that kind) https://www.youtube...watch?v=ZY12T8h4TPA
Warning: if you were born before today's date in 1995, then this video will be incomprehensible and disquieting [sninctown, Aug 12 2015]

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       Lord of the Bling: Gand'all, the wise black R&B/hip-hop record exec, puts together an all-star cast to brave the inner city streets of Oak-town to rescue the Bling from the evil Eminorgoth, the white boy from Anaheim.
—neuroticus, Nov 15 2002
   

       I've always been concerned about this 'Lord of the ring' thing especially trying to fight my way home from work having to walk through Oxford street in Sydney.
—skinflaps, Nov 15 2002
   

       Harvard Lampoon knocked off the Lord of the Rings back in 1969. Read it and weep.   

       (Other classics in this series include the elusive Moby Duck.)
—DrCurry, Nov 15 2002
   

       Respect to the Middle Earth posse. Westside!
—sild, Nov 15 2002
   

       (_!_)   

       One Rizing ta pimp dey ass,
One Rizing ta peep 'em,
One Rizing ta snatch dat shit,
An inna blackness creep 'em.		   

       ...an' so deez crazy-ass pi-yomps in dey blackity-ass rags an shit wuz all up in ma grill, an' ah was like, "Sheeeeit! Y'all foos kay 'aves 'im, as ya takes 'im! Bring it on, beeyotch!"   

       Yo, feel me, dawg, dis ain't no straight bling, see? Ain't nobody gonna jus pawn dis shit, or whuteva. Mad evil only gets jacked inna same hellified hole where it was made, word? Nah, kid, dis shit gots ta get rode ta some ol' freaky-ass volcano in Moria, like back inna day!   

       Somehow, I don't think so. (-)
—absterge, Nov 15 2002
   

       Lord of Da Rings...hell ya! This cracked me up, I had the same idea except the characters would be "Dildo" and "Frito". The evil white wizard dude is a grand wizard and all the bad guys are KKK dudes trying to take over the ghetto. Instead of wring wraths there would be cops and they would be after everyone for ripping off a jewelry store. Shizaron would be the pimp mastah and he'd be bling blingin. Gizollum would be a crackhead (just like in the movie) and Gizandolf is a pyro. tehe.
—ktvcu, Jun 26 2003
   

       Yeah, well this should take after some African myths instead of European.
—lawpoop, Jul 21 2003
   

       Another lampoon book well worth reading (if you can find it) is "Doon". I'll let you guess which book it's taking off.
—wagster, Jan 22 2005
   

       Um, Lorna Doone?
—DrCurry, Jan 22 2005
   

       Ask [stilgar] - he'll know! (Where is he anyway?)
—wagster, Jan 22 2005
   

       Dune. and the lampoon version has to be better than the original movie.
—Susan, Jan 22 2005
   

       "Get out of the kitchen! How can I cook with you sniffing around in here!" whined Paul.   

       "Ah, he is using the cook-voice." thought Jazzica.
—wagster, Jan 22 2005
   

       //Harvard Lampoon knocked off the Lord of the Rings back in 1969. Read it and weep.//
Excellent!. I seem to recall that on of the later chapters was titled ' Minas Troney in the soup.'
—gnomethang, Jan 22 2005
   

       lord of ka ching
—JesusHChrist, Jan 23 2005
   

       Pop culture caught up with this one   

       #YOLO_SWAGGINS   

       (see links)
—sninctown, Aug 12 2015
   

       ...if... if only... if only I could go back to 2002... I'd slap myself.
—absterge, Aug 12 2015
   

       It's OK if you do it now.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 12 2015
   

       I'd watch, or help if you need it.
—blissmiss, Aug 12 2015
   

       Sometime I want to write the Hobbits Guide to the Galaxy.
—RayfordSteele, Aug 14 2015
   
      
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