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Mewsage Neck / Shoulder / Back Shawl

Material from a cat scratching post configured to drape over your shoulders and neck so your cat gives you a massage.
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A cat back/shoulder/neck massage would be great except for the whole claw thing. This solves that.

It's basically a carpet shaped like a shawl that covers your neck, shoulders and back that's just thick enough to prevent the cat's claws from penetrating but not too thick so the cat's gentle kneeding is felt so you get a soothing, stress reducing massage.

Put this on, sit on the couch and call kitty over. Imagine relaxing after a hard day's work with your cat giving you a neck massage while purring away.

Wonder if infusing it with catnip would be good.

doctorremulac3, Nov 07 2023

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       Day 2: you forget to put on the shawl.   

       ...OuchAaaargh!
pocmloc, Nov 07 2023
  

       lol! Good point.
doctorremulac3, Nov 07 2023
  

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Voice, Nov 07 2023
  

       Okay, you can flip it over when you don’t feel like a mewsage exposing a non scratching post surface. (But probably just want to put kitty in your lap and pet them when you don’t feel like the mewsage at that moment)   

       Although I’m not picturing a time when I WOULD’NT want one.
doctorremulac3, Nov 07 2023
  

       This idea deserves some lynx.   

       mognificent [+]   

       Could be thin, with a kevlar backing.
bhumphrys, Nov 08 2023
  

       Yes, it would have to be, not a lot of pressure in those little paws.   

       Also thinking there should be a little weight to this so when they pull you get a little tug from that area so you get a mewsage from both the pushing and pulling motions. Maybe just a couple of weighted patches so the whole thing's not too heavy.
doctorremulac3, Nov 08 2023
  

       Categorically brilliant. Feline between cat and masseuse has never been thinner.
Voice, Nov 08 2023
  


 

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