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You can buy shampoos, nail polish and liquid hand-soap that
have little
flecks in them that make them appear metallic. The point of
this has never been clearly explained, but obviously ketchup
would derive the same benefits, whatever they may be. So,
quite simply, metallic-look ketchup.
holographic candy
https://www.electro...late_Holograms.aspx
[beanangel, Oct 28 2018]
metallic royal icing
https://www.ecosia....etallic+Royal+Icing
[beanangel, Oct 28 2018]
So, like this but ketchup
http://images.cake-...491785-87891000.jpg
[MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 28 2018]
[link]
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It's possible to obtain* vodka with tiny flecks of real gold leaf in it. It doesn't taste any different to the regular kind, though. |
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*Choose between "purchase" (if you have more money than sense), or "abstract" (if you have more sense than money, and a turn of speed that allows you to outdistance the store owner). |
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Even hydrogen, when subjected to sufficient compression, is
predicted to become metallic. |
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Ketchup will presumably undergo this transition at a
substantially lower pressure. |
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Ground glass, or flakes of silverised plastic?
McDonalds is the natural client. Every toxic
mouthful deserves a complimentary relish. One of
your best offerings. [+] |
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This from a member of a nation that eats snails. |
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Cooling lubricant for new android overlords, I presume. |
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This ketchup stuff. I try and tell people to avoid it because
it contains a bunch of sugar. Sugar is known to produce
inflammation in our bodies. |
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So no. Even though I love a bit of metallic-looking glitter in
other things, a lot, on this one, gotta say no. |
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glitter is bad. really bad... along with other plastic rubbish. |
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We're not talking about cheap tinsel here. We're talking
about the long-chain polymers that give liquids a metallic
lustre. |
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not convinced [Max] lets have some science. |
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You're asking the wrong person, he's only a biochemist, which everyone knows isn't a proper science, just an excuse to cut up rats. |
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..... and eat them.....(after spraying them with silver glitter paint of course) |
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Rat's OK, but it's not a patch on dormouse. |
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ha - your favourite recipe naturally being the famous dormoussaka no doubt. Meanwhile, I posted a new idea - just for you. |
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There is a harmless glitter approach. For awhile there was
a company that made multihued diffraction grating
holograms on sugar, likely by pressing a form against it.
link] |
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If you make these-already existing food holograms into
powder you could make glitter condiments. |
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Nutritious ketchup, now with iron. |
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hmmm since ketchup is already a non-Newtonian fluid the introduction of digestible ferrous minerals wouldn't just make for sparkly ketchup.
Running a current through the wiener would not only cook it from the inside out but make the ketchup crawl up and coat the entire hot dog evenly! |
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Added a [link] to metallic royal icing. |
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That first link is pretty cool. |
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There ya go, then. If you can have metallic red edible food
paint [link], it follows that you can have metallic ketchup. |
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The icing link, there beanie, for a moment I thought I had
been transgobbed to Pinterest, forever. |
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next up: Gilded french fries |
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I think they would be visually extraordinary. |
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If you want metallic aftertaste in a condiment, can't do better than anchovy paste. |
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... particularly if you don't take it out of the can. |
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Or, or if you ask kindly enough your local dentist can sever the nerve in your jaw running to your tongue with the tip of a needle and everything can taste like metal for about a year or so... |
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He said it's like hitting a bullseye with your eyes closed so you'll have to find a dentist who 'practices' really hard first. |
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// like hitting a bullseye with your eyes closed // |
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Place a postage stamp, gummed side up, on the floor in the centre of a room. |
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Place a chair against one wall. |
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Close the curtains or blinds and turn the lights off (to make the room really dark). |
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Stand on the chair and stick your tongue out. Then hurl yourself off the chair and fall to the floor, while attempting to lick the stamp. |
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If you succeed, congratulations ! You are now ready to attempt a night landing on an aircraft carrier, |
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Ah yes. There speaks a hegemonizing smarm who has the
depth of experience that can only come from personally
talking to people who have actually landed on an aircraft
carrier at night. |
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It's also worth pointing out that landing on an aircraft
carrier
at night is a stupid thing to do in the first place. Wait until
morning, by which time the boat will have docked
somewhere
nearer to a proper airfield and all the showing-off can be
avoided completely. |
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And let's face it, landing on an aircraft carrier is not
especially difficult anyway. The difficult part is in
manoeuvering a 100,000 ton ship so that it's exactly under
the plane as it touches down. |
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