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Perfect! Bagels would finally have a meat worthy of sandwiching. |
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This sounds like a job for the brits ... |
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or use a small circular cookie cutter on a hamburger before grilling - another bagel perfect sandwich. perhaps a sausage roll with a hole through it could be sliced and cooked for that sausage/egg/cheese bagel in the morning (just have to figure out a way to make a fried egg with a hole in it... |
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//or use a small circular cookie cutter on a hamburger
before grilling// |
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Grilling: Bad! Deep-frying: Good! Remember, they're
donuts. Nothing healthier than deep fried meat. Mmmmm. |
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perhaps thinly sliced horse penis. or some other large cocked animal. |
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No thanks. I'm suddenly not hungry anymore. |
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I don't know if hamburgers count as sausage, but don't worry; you can get 'square' sausage in Scotland - flat and similar to hamburgers (except square, of course) but made of proper sausage meat. All you need is a bit of reshaping and you're sorted. And, indeed, many fish'n'chip shops here will deep-fry almost anything (deep-fried Haggis, deep-fried Black Pudding, deep-fried Mars Bar... yum yum). I think I'll have a word down at the local chippy. |
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...now, if only there were an appropriate beverage into which one could dunk said meat taurus....hmmm... |
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or perhaps some sort of jam.
vagina jam filled meat donuts? |
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did you *have* to bring vagina jam into this? really? was that necessary? |
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mmm instead of sausages what could it be ? :S |
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Sometimes, I punch a hole in the middle of my burger, as it helps it cook very nicely. |
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That being said, [Potato] points out the real prize of this idea: deep fried meat. bun |
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//...now, if only there were an appropriate beverage into which one could dunk said meat taurus....hmmm...// |
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well, coffee is flavored artificially anyhow so why not mustard flavored coffee (if we are using german or polish sausage). Maybe heated up maple syrup. damn i'm hungry. |
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These are baked regularly in Samoa. There I was, looking for an unhealthy afternoon snack and, spying hot doughnuts I thought my luck was in. I exchanged some cash with the gentleman to procure said doughnuts. After one bite I realised that I had in fact bought a meat, rather than 'normal' doughnut. I wouldn't go miles out of my way to recommend them. |
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This is a reallygood idea [+] |
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(shinobi squints and put hands to chin in the pyramid of evil contemplation formation) |
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