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Maracaknockers

 Musical underbeneaths
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Tailored from finest 100% natural cotton or silk. Our Maracaknocker bras have the underwiring replaced with a smooth, hollow plastic form filled with beads which rattle rhythmically as you shake your thang. A must for latin dancers and overworked percussionists.

Coming soon: Maracaknackers for the boys.

—squeak, Aug 27 2003

Perfect marketing target http://www.mai.com....ID=louisvanamstel01
[squeak]

Macaroons http://expedition.b...a/congo/recipe5.htm
Yum. [squeak, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Macaroons http://expedition.b...a/congo/recipe5.htm
Yum. [DeathNinja, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

They *really are* flying! http://www.alltm.org/YFlying.html
The telling line is at the end of Para 5. [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Tommyknockers http://www.amazon.c...33526243/halfbakery
Not sure if this has anything to do with it... [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Charo http://www.clubjosh.com/charo/
This is Charo. You might know her from a recent Sprint PCS commercial. [Size_Mick, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       These sound even better than the popular macaroniknickers.
—FarmerJohn, Aug 27 2003
   

       Do you mean macarenaknickers (to assist you in perfecting the steps to that popular dance)?
—squeak, Aug 27 2003
   

       No, I mean that Morse code door with the Marconiknuckleknocker.   

       (psst...you're not waug's squeak, are you?)
—FarmerJohn, Aug 27 2003
   

       Nope. I'm all my own.
—squeak, Aug 27 2003
   

       Sounds like one of those gifts that you use for a week or so, then put in a drawer with all the other maracaknick-knacks.
—friendlyfire, Aug 27 2003
   

       macrameknockers for those who get their knickers in a twist.
—po, Aug 27 2003
   

       "Those are some nice maracaknockers you've got."
—RayfordSteele, Aug 27 2003
   

       Morocco Knockers? Why do you guys have a hard-on for Casablanca? What's it ever done to you?
—jurist, Aug 27 2003
   

       Marakeshknockers, Express delivered.   

       Marionettockers.
Allows for both lift and separation at the pull of a string. (wonders what the effects of lying would be).		   

       Microknockers for the underdeveloped.   

       and Macaranaknockers for moving to the music!
—PiledHigherandDeeper, Aug 28 2003
   

       I'd have to ground my son if he ever wore marconiknickers...
—Tiger Lily, Aug 28 2003
   

       Matryoshkaknockers. From the little bitty ones all the way up to
—lurch, Aug 28 2003
   

       Congakeks anyone? The perfect knicker accompanyment to the maracaknockers bra. Two buttock-mounted slim profile drums with a pivoting stick in the middle which hits the drums alternately when the behind is waggled.   

       <shimmies off, rattling and bombomdebomming like a good'un>
—squeak, Aug 28 2003
   

       Maharishiknockers. They obviously obey all Natural Law but do tend to indulge in 'Yogic Flying' (Link)
—gnomethang, Aug 28 2003
   

       That could be a little inconvenient if they begin "flying" at random times. Then again, this would produce a great rattle effect if they could be made to bounce up and down alternately.   

       Left, left, leftrightleft.(kachickachickachikachik).
—squeak, Aug 28 2003
   

       I am the Music Man...
—DrBob, Aug 28 2003
   

       Oh [DrBob]. A day too late but still welcome.   

       What can you plaaa-ay?
I play my underwear.
Chickachickachick bombom chick bom bom chick bom bom.
and so on.
—squeak, Aug 28 2003
   

       [shakes fist in squeak's direction] I've been whistling the tune intermittently ever since I read your anno yesterday. Curse you!
—DrBob, Aug 28 2003
   

       Rattle rack.
—k_sra, Aug 28 2003
   

       [UB] Only just saw the mariachiknockers anno. Harhar. For flamenco dancers? Castanockers?   

       clllllllllllllackaclackaclacka OLE!
Hombre 1: Ey, Amigo, Mire la despedida de esos bebés!		   

       Hombre 2: Usted me está diciendo. Usted no consigue muchos de ésos en una libra !   

       I apologise to anyone who can actually speak Spanish. This is all babelese.
—squeak, Aug 28 2003
   

       MaryCareyKnockers? Vote once for each.   

       http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/
—jonathanhowell, Aug 29 2003
   

       [squeak], you mean to say that the Macarena is still popular somewhere? Hmmm...   

       By the way, where ARE the babies going, and when... and what can we not get much of?
—X2Entendre, Aug 29 2003
   

       MariahCareyKnockers. Somewhat has-been and burnt out, but BOY, do they Glitter!
—Cedar Park, Aug 30 2003
   

       Nauganookies. - Oops, sorry, wrong site.
—Shz, Aug 30 2003
   

       I'd like to apply for the job of Maracaknocker tuner. HEEEY, that's not where my Maracaknockers are located!! That aint my tuning fork either, lady.
—LabRat, Aug 31 2003
   

       [X2Entendre]When translated back babel sez:   

       Man 1: Ey, Friend, Watch the goodbye of those babies! Man 2: You are saying to me. You do not obtain many of those in a pound!   

       Somehow the word "bounce" became goodbye. I don't know how.   

       And [Cedarpark], please don't mention MariahScarey (puhtooey) on my idea. Or Whitney Houston for that matter.
—squeak, Sep 01 2003
   

       Klashniknockers, gun filled bras worn by fem-bots.
—kaz, Sep 01 2003
   

       Marconiknockers, explore the possibilities.   

       Would digiknockers be analogous to boolean briefs?
—Tiger Lily, Sep 01 2003
   

       "Knocker, knocker!"
”Who’s there?”
”Tits.”
”Tits who?”
”Tit's the Fuller Bra man.”
—FarmerJohn, Sep 02 2003
   

       [Tiger Lily] Hopefully not Fuzziknockers.
[2 Fries..] We already have. "Calling Moscow! Calling Moscow!.
etc..Sorry!
—gnomethang, Sep 02 2003
   

       Mariottknockers, dial for room service :)
—bicyclown, Sep 02 2003
   

       No, no, no, no, no. You've all missed the point. This is a very serious invention for use in the fields of ballroom dancing and/or percussion. They've got to be able to rattle or make some other sound.   

       i.e.
Campanoloknockers. Ideally for use in a group. A set of four bras gives you a simple octave (larger groups can produce chromatic scales), one pitch per cup. The strikers only work in one direction (right cup when swung to the left, left cup when swung to the right) allowing you to produce a rising or falling scale by using the initial swing and the return.
—squeak, Sep 03 2003
   

       Lilikins: Doctor, why does it hurt so when you touch me there?
Doctor: Where, here?
Lilikins: Ooh...yes, there.
Doctor: Hmm...
Lilikins: Ooh... And there.
Doctor: Mmm...
Lilikins: And there too... Oh! Now that tic...
Doctor: Well, Lily, judging by your stripes of abrasion, I'd say you have repetative breast syndrome.
—Tiger Lily, Sep 03 2003
   

       So something like Xylophone Knickers or Wind Chime Nipple Tassles? Wasn't there a line about playing her like an accordion?
—PeterSilly, Sep 03 2003
   

       I'm intrigued [PeterSilly]. How do the xylophone knickers work and WHAT is used as the beater.   

       Wind Chime Nipple Tassles ....Aeolian Aureola?
—squeak, Sep 03 2003
   

       Im thinkin we could go edible with these and mass produce a nice'n' nutty macadamia'knockers ... you cant pass up the nutty flavour
—markr, Jan 10 2004
   

       If anyone tries to market Maracaknockers, make sure to use Charo as your spokeswoman.
—Size_Mick, Jan 11 2004
   

       Who is Charo?
—squeak, Jan 12 2004
   

       Who is Charo? Who is Charo!? See the link above and cry, because you missed one of the most entertaining women of the 60s and 70s.
—Size_Mick, Jan 12 2004
   
      
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