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Tailored from finest 100% natural cotton or silk. Our Maracaknocker bras have the underwiring replaced with a smooth, hollow plastic form filled with beads which rattle rhythmically as you shake your thang. A must for latin dancers and overworked percussionists.
Coming soon: Maracaknackers for the
boys.
Perfect marketing target
http://www.mai.com....ID=louisvanamstel01 [squeak]
Macaroons
http://expedition.b...a/congo/recipe5.htm Yum. [squeak, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Macaroons
http://expedition.b...a/congo/recipe5.htm Yum. [DeathNinja, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
They *really are* flying!
http://www.alltm.org/YFlying.html The telling line is at the end of Para 5. [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Tommyknockers
http://www.amazon.c...33526243/halfbakery Not sure if this has anything to do with it... [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Charo
http://www.clubjosh.com/charo/ This is Charo. You might know her from a recent Sprint PCS commercial. [Size_Mick, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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These sound even better than the popular macaroniknickers. |
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Do you mean macarenaknickers (to assist you in perfecting the steps to that popular dance)? |
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No, I mean that Morse code door with the Marconiknuckleknocker. |
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(psst...you're not waug's squeak, are you?) |
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Sounds like one of those gifts that you use for a week or so, then put in a drawer with all the other maracaknick-knacks. |
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macrameknockers for those who get their knickers in a twist. |
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"Those are some nice maracaknockers you've got." |
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Morocco Knockers? Why do you guys have a hard-on for Casablanca? What's it ever done to you? |
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Marakeshknockers, Express delivered. |
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Marionettockers.
Allows for both lift and separation at the pull of a string. (wonders what the effects of lying would be). |
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Microknockers for the underdeveloped. |
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and Macaranaknockers for moving to the music! |
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I'd have to ground my son if he ever wore
marconiknickers... |
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Matryoshkaknockers. From the little bitty ones all the way up to |
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Congakeks anyone? The perfect knicker accompanyment to the maracaknockers bra. Two buttock-mounted slim profile drums with a pivoting stick in the middle which hits the drums alternately when the behind is waggled. |
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<shimmies off, rattling and bombomdebomming like a good'un> |
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Maharishiknockers. They obviously obey all Natural Law but do tend to indulge in 'Yogic Flying' (Link) |
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That could be a little inconvenient if they begin "flying" at random times. Then again, this would produce a great rattle effect if they could be made to bounce up and down alternately. |
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Left, left, leftrightleft.(kachickachickachikachik). |
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Oh [DrBob]. A day too late but still welcome. |
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What can you plaaa-ay?
I play my underwear.
Chickachickachick bombom chick bom bom chick bom bom.
and so on. |
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[shakes fist in squeak's direction] I've been whistling the tune intermittently ever since I read your anno yesterday. Curse you! |
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[UB] Only just saw the mariachiknockers anno. Harhar. For flamenco dancers? Castanockers? |
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clllllllllllllackaclackaclacka OLE!
Hombre 1: Ey, Amigo, Mire la despedida de esos bebés! |
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Hombre 2: Usted me está diciendo. Usted no consigue muchos de ésos en una libra ! |
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I apologise to anyone who can actually speak Spanish. This is all babelese. |
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MaryCareyKnockers? Vote once for each. |
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http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/ |
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[squeak], you mean to say that the Macarena is still popular somewhere? Hmmm... |
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By the way, where ARE the babies going, and when... and what can we not get much of? |
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MariahCareyKnockers. Somewhat has-been and burnt out, but BOY, do they Glitter! |
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Nauganookies. - Oops, sorry, wrong site. |
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I'd like to apply for the job of Maracaknocker tuner. HEEEY, that's not where my Maracaknockers are located!! That aint my tuning fork either, lady. |
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[X2Entendre]When translated back babel sez: |
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Man 1: Ey, Friend, Watch the goodbye of those babies!
Man 2: You are saying to me. You do not obtain many of those in a pound! |
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Somehow the word "bounce" became goodbye. I don't know how. |
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And [Cedarpark], please don't mention MariahScarey (puhtooey) on my idea. Or Whitney Houston for that matter. |
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Klashniknockers, gun filled bras worn by fem-bots. |
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Marconiknockers, explore the possibilities. |
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Would digiknockers be analogous to boolean briefs? |
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"Knocker, knocker!" Whos there? Tits. Tits who? Tit's the Fuller Bra man. |
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[Tiger Lily] Hopefully not Fuzziknockers. [2 Fries..] We already have. "Calling Moscow! Calling Moscow!. etc..Sorry! |
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Mariottknockers, dial for room service :) |
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No, no, no, no, no. You've all missed the point. This is a very serious invention for use in the fields of ballroom dancing and/or percussion. They've got to be able to rattle or make some other sound. |
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i.e.
Campanoloknockers. Ideally for use in a group. A set of four bras gives you a simple octave (larger groups can produce chromatic scales), one pitch per cup. The strikers only work in one direction (right cup when swung to the left, left cup when swung to the right) allowing you to produce a rising or falling scale by using the initial swing and the return. |
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Lilikins: Doctor, why does it hurt so when you touch me
there?
Doctor: Where, here?
Lilikins: Ooh...yes, there.
Doctor: Hmm...
Lilikins: Ooh... And there.
Doctor: Mmm...
Lilikins: And there too... Oh! Now that tic...
Doctor: Well, Lily, judging by your stripes of abrasion, I'd
say you have repetative breast syndrome. |
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So something like Xylophone Knickers or Wind Chime Nipple Tassles? Wasn't there a line about playing her like an accordion? |
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I'm intrigued [PeterSilly]. How do the xylophone knickers work and WHAT is used as the beater. |
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Wind Chime Nipple Tassles ....Aeolian Aureola? |
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Im thinkin we could go edible with these and mass produce a nice'n' nutty macadamia'knockers ... you cant pass up the nutty flavour |
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If anyone tries to market Maracaknockers, make sure to use Charo as your spokeswoman. |
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Who is Charo? Who is Charo!? See the link above and cry, because you missed one of the most entertaining women of the 60s and 70s. |
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