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I could really use this. I hate having to flush my water saver toilet 15 times simply because I over indulged at the banquet. |
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Maybe the toilet could courtesy flush every ____ grams, too. |
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Maybe it could determine the amount of waste by measuring the displacement of the water. |
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LCD is a rather unfortunately confusing abbreviation. |
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I never knew one could get plunger insurance?! |
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Or maybe.. the toilet could have a centrifuge covered with a hydrophobic nanomaterial. We would not need to use water for flushing at all. Just turn on the centrifuge. |
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The spinning of centrifuge would extract different fractions of the material, enabling automatic classification of waste, and immediate analysis of the materials to collect health data. |
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// hydrophobic nanomaterial. // |
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"Rabid Nanites, Batman ! " |
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I would suspect that the consistency of the waste is
also a relevant factor. |
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<mumbles something about a 50L canister of flies: do your business, shut the lid, release the flies into the bowl; after they're done something attracts them back into the canister.> |
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//"Rabid Nanites, Batman ! " // |
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<considers mentioning Klingons> |
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resisting the urge to make poo puns |
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Use a high-pressure blower to blast waste into the sewer with air
pressure. Just watch out for the updraft downstream |
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